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ratsrule:

Snickers is so derpy looking.

ratsrule:

Snickers is so derpy looking.

Tagged: #rat #ahhhhhhhh

i like how the other 2 retard rats are just brawling it out elsewhere in the apartment and phineas is just like i’m not having none of your shit i’m just going to sleep in this duffle bag where no one can fuck with me cause u can’t even fuckin find me bitches mmh warm and cozy

2 weeks ago with 0 notes

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phabulous phineas photoshoot

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watching my rat try to carry spaghetti across the apartment ha haha fuck now i have to clean this up

2 weeks ago with 7 notes

Tagged: #rat #rats

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my dumbo rat dewey is so strange. he’s just fine crawling all around me until i say something or make any kind of noise, then that nig is up and outta here. why do i keep buying pet store rats agagdkhj

1 month ago with 0 notes

please he will help me study
i need his rat love

HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS please i need him now :(

1 month ago with 0 notes

Tagged: #rat #love

it’s my birthday!!

1 month ago with 5 notes

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bestrats:

melody-daphne:

Melody!

OH GOSHHHHH!!!!!!! SWEET FACE!!!!!!!

why aren’t more rat cages white? the black ones are so tacky and just an eyesore. i haven’t been able to find white ones anywhere

bestrats:

melody-daphne:

Melody!

OH GOSHHHHH!!!!!!! SWEET FACE!!!!!!!

why aren’t more rat cages white? the black ones are so tacky and just an eyesore. i haven’t been able to find white ones anywhere

the absolute best thing about rats is those intense staring contests they have

1 month ago with 28 notes

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ok i like followers but i am drinking so it is the perfect time for an experiment

like
i want to find people who i can actually maybe develop a friendship with?
all my friends moved away to college and i am stuck here basically alone

i’m just gonna put a shitload of my interests and whatnot in the tags and if someone looks it up i guess they are interested in the same thing as me? if you’re a dude and just interested in nudes ans whatnot please go away, you’re not gonna get anywhere

i’m so sorry if i’m basically spamming i will probably regret this later

1 month ago with 4 notes


what is he doin

1 month ago with 11 notes

Lollipop