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apparently my brother can’t be forced to go to boot camp or anything unless he commits a serious crime so i guess we’ll just sit here and wait for him to kill somebody so that’s cool

3 days ago with 1 note

antinausea:

tunawrap:

i wish food came out of my butt in the same form it went in so i could eat it again and again forever

poop back and forth, forever.

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3 days ago with 4 notes

i wish food came out of my butt in the same form it went in so i could eat it again and again forever

3 days ago with 4 notes

1419

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I found more features on my webcam

it’s incredibly difficult to watch someone you grew up with lose everything good in them. the little blond boy with the gap in his two front teeth, playing with kittens and smiling and not being able to sleep without his stuffed dog and monkey, is dead and replaced by a merciless narcissist, following in his dad’s footsteps, causing mass destruction everywhere he goes. hopefully there’s still something good left inside him that can be rehabilitated. anyways, i’m gonna try to go to sleep now

4 days ago with 0 notes

Tagged: #not a readmore because my phone won't let me #sorry

instead of sleeping since i have to be up in 3 hours, i’m sitting here in bed nervously tweezing my leg stubble because i’m so stressed out about what my brother is gonna do when he finds out he’s being hauled off to boot camp. mostly that he’s going to hurt my mom or himself. he’s threatened both before if she ever tried to send him away

4 days ago with 0 notes

tomorrow is a big day. my brother is getting signed up for boot camp

4 days ago with 0 notes

i’m dimmadone with your bullshit

5 days ago with 3 notes

i literally have had about 2 notes with every 10 posts the last month or two so if you gave me a note i probably have a shrine for u

5 days ago with 1 note

i am not discrete at all :|

5 days ago with 0 notes

steve nosdrinker you little fuck

5 days ago with 0 notes

the porkchop fell onto the edge of the plate but i saved it