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9 hours ago with 1 note

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how does one become hot girl

10 hours ago with 0 notes

  • me: *unfollows you*
  • me: *checks your blog to see if you are upset that i unfollowed you*

10 hours ago with 0 notes

tunawrap:

tunawrap:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LABRADOODLE THAT LIVES UP NORTH

A YANKEE POODLE

YOU CAN ALSO CALL IT A YANKEE DOODLE THAT WORKS TOO

10 hours ago with 5 notes

Tagged: #FUCK I JUST CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND

this joke thing on tumblr needs to end but i just became a part of it :|

10 hours ago with 0 notes

tunawrap:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LABRADOODLE THAT LIVES UP NORTH

A YANKEE POODLE

10 hours ago with 5 notes

Tagged: #u thought i was going to say yankee doodle #should i have said doodle instead of poodle #shit #ok i changed it #OK I CHANGED IT BACK AGAIN

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LABRADOODLE THAT LIVES UP NORTH

10 hours ago with 5 notes

i want friends and hot pizza

10 hours ago with 3 notes

i just discovered poogles are an actual thing. they’re a cross between a beagle and a poodle

12 hours ago with 5 notes

Tagged: #neopets #poogle #the more u know

what do you call an expecting gnat?
pregnat

1 day ago with 0 notes

Tagged: #laffy taffy wrapper quality #wait gnats lay eggs

when you feel like eating all of the things but you have none of the things

1 day ago with 0 notes

Tagged: #:|

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches, bobby!

2 days ago with 0 notes

my chances of being murdered are really high based i all the psychopathic people rwlated to me and all the people i have ticked off so if i ever stop posting all of a sudden i have probably been murdered

3 days ago with 0 notes

Tagged: #or killed myself but most likely murdered

apparently my brother can’t be forced to go to boot camp or anything unless he commits a serious crime so i guess we’ll just sit here and wait for him to kill somebody so that’s cool

3 days ago with 1 note

Lollipop