ALSO 90% of the time when people change their urls i do not know who they are ever again for the rest of my blog


tunawrap:

people don’t realize how important their urls are. when i’m going through my notes i look for good urls and if there’s a good one i visit their blog. someone with a clever url is probably going to have clever posts, whereas xo-brittney-hates-cheaters-ox is probably going to be a bunch of pictures of the sky and starbucks and is a waste of my precious time

you are a prime example my friend


people don’t realize how important their urls are. when i’m going through my notes i look for good urls and if there’s a good one i visit their blog. someone with a clever url is probably going to have clever posts, whereas xo-brittney-hates-cheaters-ox is probably going to be a bunch of pictures of the sky and starbucks and is a waste of my precious time


(Source: tunawrap)


i say this every year, and i’ll keep saying it: PLEASE DO NOT GIVE RABBITS AND BABY CHICKS TO SMALL CHILDREN FOR EASTER. 80% of easter rabbits are abandoned after easter. 90-95% do not make it to their first birthday. baby chicks are dangerous to your children as they can sometimes carry salmonella. a stuffed animal in a big basket with lots of candy is a great alternative and will not only save an animal’s life, but will make your child just as happy. etsy.com/shop/fuzziggles has some really cute stuffed easter animals (pictured above) that any child would love!


when i change the time on one of my alarms instead of just making a new one i get the same satisfaction as recycling


if you follow and unfollow someone 1500 times does it show that you followed them 1500 times


veryasianteenager:

scottthepilgrim:

anybody else gonna stick an egg up their ass for easter sunday??

what kind of easter sunday are you having what the hell

a 4/20 kind of easter sunday



(Source: odochar)


spangefucker:

spangefucker:

what do you call a really good fisherman who jacks off in the pond

a master baiter


you know that one person who likes a thing that you like but they develop a horrible obsessiveness over said thing so much that eventually you start to feel very angry over even the mere mention of said thing? don’t keep that person in your life


people keep following and unfollowing me at the same rate so i keep gaining followers but the number doesn’t change lol


there is a huge difference between doing something nice for someone and doing it to make them feel bad about it later


HOW LONG WILL I LIVe hOW MANY SLEEPS DO I HAVE LEFT WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER
ONE DAY I WILL
Be diRT